{"id":173,"date":"2009-02-03T22:55:15","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T12:55:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/?p=173"},"modified":"2010-05-16T14:08:16","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T04:08:16","slug":"bacon-explosion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/2009\/02\/bacon-explosion\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon Explosion"},"content":{"rendered":"

There’s no way to come up with a post title that can do this justice, other than the name of the dish, so I’m not even going to try. I got wind of this from some good friends who are bacon addicts, and was intrigued. But it wasn’t until I got a hold of the recipe and saw the pictures that I became seriously afraid.<\/p>\n

You see, what the Frankensteins behind this artery-clogging offering to the gods of angioplasty<\/a> have done is made a woven mat of bacon, added a layer of seasoned pork mince, sprinkled with cooked bacon, then rolled the whole thing up and slow-cooked it over a hickory fire.<\/p>\n

Now, I love bacon and pork, but do these people understand the forces they’re playing with?<\/em> There’s some primal pig sitting in a primeval sty just waiting to get out and give us all heart attacks. I swear that every time a Bacon Explosion is made, the sty gate is opened just that extra inch…<\/p>\n

So over to you… what’s the unhealthiest thing you can come up with?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s no way to come up with a post title that can do this justice, other than the name of the dish, so I’m not even going to try. I got wind of this from some good friends who are bacon addicts, and was intrigued. But it wasn’t until I got a hold of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[165,169,167,166,168],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p149Qe-2N","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":554,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions\/554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.daedalist.com\/conjunction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}